OK, so we know that an intelligent person enjoys an excellent dark joke (and maybe some underlying problems). The more morbid, sarcastic, and satirical the humor you find most enjoyable, the higher your intelligence level will likely be. Or, at the very-least, I would like to imagine this is the case. Our outlook on the world may be reflected in the fact that we enjoy this grim humor. We are the ones who can take everything in stride and find the humor in our predicaments because we are aware that life tends to get unpleasant at more than one point along its course. At the very least, make light of the situation. OK, OK, nod it off.
In any case, you most likely did not click on this site to learn about the meaning of life; rather, you probably did so to be delighted by our collection of just the very most acceptable jokes that are dark. Sure enough, they’ll cover every critical matter you might encounter at some point in your life – from losing your limbs to losing-your-mind. These funny jokes will leave no stone unturned in their coverage of the gamut of relevant issues. Therefore, if your problems require some resolution, you have arrived at the appropriate location, resulting in a marked improvement in both your state of mind and the severity of your problems.
Now, the standard warning: you’ll need to scroll down the page if you want to read these witty jokes. By allowing yourself to appreciate these examples of black comedy, you will most likely feel superior to other people. However, it would help if you didn’t forget about your friends because they might want to borrow your superiority, so be sure to share this post with others in your life. We must remind you to vote for the jokes that you found to be the most hilarious, and if you like, you can even add your pick in the comments section. I believe all the processes have been completed, and now it is time for some good laughs.
#1
In our garden, I stumbled upon a chest full of gold coins as I was digging. Before I could go home to tell my wife, I realized why I had been digging in our garden.
#2
At weddings, my elderly relatives used to make fun of me by saying, “You’ll be next!” However, once I started treating them similarly at funerals, they soon stopped.
#3
I don’t think it’s cute or romantic when I see a tree with the names of lovers inscribed on it. I think it strange that so many people bring knives on dates.
#4
I bought my girlfriend an identical dog after her dog passed away in an effort to cheer her up. She became more irate as a result. What am I meant to-do with two dead dogs? she yelled at me.
#5
I wouldn’t say that I support discrimination. In a crematorium, burning a body is considered “being a courteous friend.” At home, you are “destroying evidence” if you do it.
#6
I made the decision to go to my childhood home today. The residents slammed the door in my face when I asked if I might enter because I was experiencing nostalgia. The worst are my parents.
#7
A parachute is not necessary to go skydiving. If you wanted to skydive twice, a parachute would be useful.
#8
Because I have no sense of direction, my husband is quite angry with me. Consequently, I finished packing my things and left.
#9
I’d like to have kids one day. However, I don’t think I could continue to put up with them for much longer than that.
#10
When it’s my time to go, I want to go the way that my grandfather did: quietly, when he was sleeping, not wailing away like the rest of the passengers in his car.
#11
The physician said that I had only one year left to live, so I decided to kill him. The judge handed me a sentence of fifteen years. Problem fixed.
#12
One of the hunters passes out as they are out in the woods together. His hunting companion dials the emergency number right away. He yells into the phone, “My friend is not breathing,” and then hangs up. “What are your suggestions?” “Just chill out,” the operator advises him. “It’s not a problem for me. First things first, let’s check to see if he’s still alive.” After a moment-of-silence, there is the sound of a gunshot. After hanging up, the man gets back on the phone and asks, “All right, so what?”
#13
The other day, when my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, I gave her a stick of glue instead. I quickly realized my mistake. She has not yet engaged in conversation with me.
#14
A man leads a young boy into the woods while they walk together. The youngster approaches the man and addresses him, saying, “Hey, sir, it’s becoming dark, and I’m terrified.” The man responds by saying, “What do you imagine my emotions to be like? It’s just going to be me and the trek back.”
#15
If I didn’t leave the computer, my wife threatened to bang my head on the keyboard. Not a lot worries me. She seems to be joking, in my opinion nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
#16
Someone in London is stabbed every 52 seconds, according to a recent article. Stupid dude.
#17
Which disease concoction is the worst? Diarrhea and Alzheimer’s. But you can’t recall where you’re running.
#18
Recent significant research revealed that humans consume more bananas than monkeys. It is real. The last time I ate a monkey is beyond my memory.
#19
I have an imaginary girlfriend, my son tells my father. You know, you could do better, the father moans. The son responds, “Thanks, Dad. I was chatting to your girlfriend, the father says, shaking his head.
